








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4290 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4459 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1870 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5583 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,516,551 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doobatron | +3.71 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | poopyhead | +3.65 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | Mocha | +2.77 | 87 | 68 |
| #4 | Schmidty | +2.60 | 74 | 49 |
| #5 | Dan Stevens | +0.29 | 80 | 51 |





