








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4683 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2243 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4442 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2969 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,462,024 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerobus | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | Ryan | 56% | 182 |
| #3 | ocodile | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | Dasko | 54% | 378 |
| #5 | medicine seller | 52% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasko | 52 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | medicine seller | 23 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Daddy Long DIck | 21 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | TacoTuesdayFan | 13 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Ryan | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hud | +3.59 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | Gerobus | +1.98 | 57 | 60 |
| #3 | Dasko | +1.72 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | ocodile | +1.15 | 78 | 47 |
| #5 | medicine seller | +0.19 | 61 | 50 |





