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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 627 | 11% |
| Smokes | 798 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2301 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1774 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,182,362 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocodile | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Hüd | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Hud | 56% | 182 |
| #4 | medicine seller | 53% | 75 |
| #5 | Dasko | 53% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasko | 31 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Hud | 31 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Daddy Long DIck | 16 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | medicine seller | 14 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | TacoTuesdayFan | 11 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hud | +5.25 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | Hüd | +4.55 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | Dasko | +2.78 | 62 | 68 |
| #4 | ocodile | +1.64 | 81 | 55 |
| #5 | medicine seller | +0.47 | 64 | 42 |





