








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3425 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2328 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2427 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1799 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,382 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waitingkill H20 | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Ryan | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | Hud | 52% | 207 |
| #4 | Dasko | 52% | 281 |
| #5 | ocodile | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hud | +3.46 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Waitingkill H20 | +1.69 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Dasko | +1.53 | 61 | 70 |
| #4 | ocodile | +1.08 | 81 | 42 |
| #5 | Ryan | +0.99 | 58 | 37 |





