








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3841 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4881 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2452 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3090 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,251,932 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBopzz:P | 70% | 50 |
| #2 | Clarence | 66% | 79 |
| #3 | bigboye | 60% | 111 |
| #4 | Captain Average | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Robaj | 57% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Captain Average | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Robaj | 57% | 126 |
| #6 | Atlas | 54% | 85 |
| #7 | Macroman | 54% | 165 |
| #8 | Hokster4 | 51% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robaj | 19 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Macroman | 18 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Clarence | 16 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | bigboye | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | JBopzz:P | 6 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robaj | 520 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Atlas | 411 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | Macroman | 315 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | bigboye | 275 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Clarence | 270 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glu3 ♿ | +2.26 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | Atlas | +2.05 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | JBopzz:P | +0.96 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | Clarence | +0.37 | 79 | 40 |
| #5 | bigboye | +0.27 | 65 | 53 |





