








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2304 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1922 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2152 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2325 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,077 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ttv/icee_lahp | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | FRAQ-KTR | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | dink | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | shadowmenace | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | Johnny219 | 49% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ttv/icee_lahp | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | FRAQ-KTR | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | dink | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | shadowmenace | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | Johnny219 | 49% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shadowmenace | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Johnny219 | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ttv/icee_lahp | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | dink | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shadowmenace | 427 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | ttv/icee_lahp | 256 | 0.51 | 6 min |
| #3 | Johnny219 | 245 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | FRAQ-KTR | 105 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #5 | dink | 96 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny219 | +2.78 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | ttv/icee_lahp | +1.63 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | shadowmenace | +1.10 | 80 | 53 |
| #4 | 守株待兔 | +0.20 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | FRAQ-KTR | -0.36 | 85 | 66 |





