








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1627 | 11% |
| Smokes | 4137 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3914 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4720 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,723,369 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Prototype | 45% | 160 |
| #11 | digital | 44% | 59 |
| #12 | zystie | 40% | 50 |
| #13 | a | 38% | 63 |
| #14 | savant | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prototype | 32 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | brooklyn | 12 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Kinozel | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Pigeon | 8 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | digital | 7 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prototype | 391 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | s1zzle | 266 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | zystie | 188 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Inqu1red | 185 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | savant | 138 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinozel | +3.83 | 81 | 46 |
| #2 | Inqu1red | +3.43 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | a | +1.70 | 66 | 43 |
| #4 | savant | +1.49 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | KugelBlitZ | +1.28 | 81 | 40 |





