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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1189 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2158 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1151 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2091 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $795,237 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R4W]bish | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | [R4W] daviddsherwood | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | ddubdaniel | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | [R4W]BAsyndrome | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | [R4W] Eradicator | 46% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | [R4W] Eradicator | 46% | 157 |
| #6 | [R4W]Rick Dicker | 46% | 192 |
| #7 | Betty Creamer | 42% | 12 |
| #8 | [R4W]#✪ ReKt®™ | 40% | 92 |
| #9 | [R4W] Thomas Shelby | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R4W]Rick Dicker | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | [R4W] Eradicator | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | [R4W] Thomas Shelby | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | [R4W]#✪ ReKt®™ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | [R4W]bish | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R4W]Rick Dicker | 645 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | [R4W] Eradicator | 472 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | [R4W]bish | 160 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | ddubdaniel | 146 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | [R4W]#✪ ReKt®™ | 58 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R4W]bish | +2.65 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | [R4W]Rick Dicker | +2.33 | 53 | 65 |
| #3 | ddubdaniel | +2.00 | 52 | 46 |
| #4 | [R4W]Bemyhorcrux | +1.19 | 27 | 58 |
| #5 | [R4W]#✪ ReKt®™ | +0.76 | 48 | 26 |





