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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 404 | 33% |
| Smokes | 280 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 312 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 231 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $226,968 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R4W] daviddsherwood | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | ddubdaniel | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | [R4W]Rick Dicker | 41% | 145 |
| #4 | [R4W]bish | 41% | 32 |
| #5 | [R4W]Bemyhorcrux | 40% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | [R4W]bish | 41% | 32 |
| #5 | [R4W]Bemyhorcrux | 40% | 92 |
| #6 | [R4W] Eradicator | 40% | 100 |
| #7 | [R4W]BAsyndrome | 38% | 13 |
| #8 | [R4W] Thomas Shelby | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R4W]Rick Dicker | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | [R4W]Bemyhorcrux | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | [R4W] Eradicator | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | [R4W]BAsyndrome | 2 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | [R4W]bish | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R4W]Rick Dicker | 473 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | [R4W] Eradicator | 294 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | [R4W]Bemyhorcrux | 228 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | [R4W]bish | 156 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | ddubdaniel | 62 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R4W]bish | +2.23 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | [R4W]Bemyhorcrux | +1.41 | 27 | 61 |
| #3 | [R4W]Rick Dicker | +1.30 | 51 | 65 |
| #4 | [R4W]#✪ ReKt®™ | +0.75 | 48 | 22 |
| #5 | [R4W] daviddsherwood | +0.02 | 25 | 57 |





