








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 170 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1581 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1584 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1315 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1404 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,066 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | ☜✪MoRo✪☞ | 40% | 15 |
| #14 | Brett.io | 38% | 13 |
| #15 | pauf </3 | 31% | 16 |
| #16 | 5ch0lli | 29% | 17 |
| #17 | atr4ik | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TY$ON | 157 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | sKeLeTr0n | 143 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | 777_Kewa_777 | 135 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | ☜✪MoRo✪☞ | 125 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | 5ch0lli | 124 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allahu Akbar | +1.56 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | Jobbo_Y | +0.61 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | TY$ON | +0.34 | 86 | 73 |
| #4 | pauf </3 | +0.18 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | sKeLeTr0n | +0.01 | 72 | 73 |





