








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 678 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1046 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 952 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 965 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $230,556 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W11LD | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Xawn | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Anime_Gaming3 | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | supRfly1h | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Overgaard^ | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dNSTAR | 4 | 0.0209 |
| #2 | supRfly1h | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | W11LD | 1 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | 𝓚𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓸𝔀 | 1 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Overgaard^ | 1 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supRfly1h | +1.89 | 60 | 59 |
| #2 | Chaze | +1.55 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | W11LD | +1.46 | 61 | 75 |
| #4 | dNSTAR | +1.17 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | •Cřytox• | +0.84 | 63 | 67 |





