








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,662 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1971 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1788 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4037 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2398 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,442 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | W11LD | 44% | 89 |
| #8 | 'iHacked | 43% | 21 |
| #9 | ππͺπ¬π±πΈπ | 41% | 61 |
| #10 | JutyQuickZzβ’ | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | RainbowUnicornDK | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W11LD | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | N1CK | 9 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | ππͺπ¬π±πΈπ | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | RainbowUnicornDK | 5 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | Mr.Kevin | 3 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dNSTAR | +3.11 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | N1CK | +1.17 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | 'iHacked | +0.74 | 59 | 39 |
| #4 | W11LD | +0.57 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | Mr.Kevin | +0.21 | 39 | 60 |





