








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 444 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1089 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 808 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 507 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,767 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axedonis | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Winton (Celebrity Chef Mode) | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | my trough = your peak | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Aviso | 47% | 180 |
| #5 | TheKronMan | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aviso | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ★anal | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | TheKronMan | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | axedonis | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Winton (Celebrity Chef Mode) | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aviso | 554 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | axedonis | 134 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | ★anal | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Winton (Celebrity Chef Mode) | 51 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | my trough = your peak | 36 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | my trough = your peak | +4.71 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Aviso | +1.27 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Jesus | +0.61 | 50 | 38 |
| #4 | axedonis | +0.15 | 45 | 73 |
| #5 | ★anal | -0.07 | 79 | 42 |





