








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 635 matches | ||
| Faceit | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8071 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9650 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9441 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8851 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,375,208 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 986 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorn1g | 57% | 63 |
| #2 | Ottmann#Ozaki8 | 53% | 213 |
| #3 | ⓥⓔⓝⓔⓧ #1noScope | 51% | 122 |
| #4 | zinexinho | 50% | 108 |
| #5 | jeatrexs | 50% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ottmann#Ozaki8 | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Zivo46™ | 16 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | |-|34|)$|-|[]']['™© | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | jeatrexs | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | .#TašтY | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |-|34|)$|-|[]']['™© | 884 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | ⓥⓔⓝⓔⓧ #1noScope | 545 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | zinexinho | 449 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | Zivo46™ | 335 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | Zorn1g | 316 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorn1g | +5.35 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | .#TašтY | +1.29 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | |-|34|)$|-|[]']['™© | +0.80 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | ⓥⓔⓝⓔⓧ #1noScope | +0.72 | 68 | 76 |
| #5 | ca1im3ro™© | +0.71 | 78 | 59 |





