








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 279 matches | ||
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8773 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11486 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6455 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 9732 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,733,570 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0rc4 | 59% | 94 |
| #2 | cilopacius | 56% | 93 |
| #3 | M de MOTOMAMI | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | DENNIS-G | 53% | 147 |
| #5 | Captain Holm | 53% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo Hêrnandez | 448 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | Abel | 252 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Captain Holm | 223 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | cilopacius | 219 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Pollemiz | 185 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo Hêrnandez | +5.66 | 63 | 67 |
| #2 | DENNIS-G | +4.38 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | Gordon | +4.34 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | Abel | +2.12 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | ember | +2.06 | 71 | 51 |





