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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1565 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1920 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1373 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1469 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $900,159 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNerTia | +3.41 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | BTrippey | +2.91 | 88 | 46 |
| #3 | donk666 | +2.27 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | jaynen | +0.82 | 85 | 55 |
| #5 | UrethraXtremee | -1.67 | 45 | 31 |





