








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




226 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6584 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4955 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3504 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2599 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,199,480 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2047 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rupan | 82% | 49 |
| #2 | DopE | 73% | 45 |
| #3 | Nylexis | 73% | 138 |
| #4 | delusional | 70% | 147 |
| #5 | LiveNLetDie | 67% | 461 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LiveNLetDie | 67% | 461 |
| #6 | Cig | 65% | 516 |
| #7 | PHeonix | 57% | 91 |
| #8 | roof Korean | 54% | 162 |
| #9 | NAF | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiveNLetDie | 185 | 0.0204 |
| #2 | Cig | 158 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | delusional | 48 | 0.0175 |
| #4 | roof Korean | 42 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | PHeonix | 20 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cig | 3467 | 0.34 | 72 min |
| #2 | LiveNLetDie | 2500 | 0.28 | 45 min |
| #3 | Nylexis | 350 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | NAF | 280 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #5 | roof Korean | 256 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nylexis | +2.98 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | Doc | +2.89 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | delusional | +2.13 | 78 | 32 |
| #4 | Rupan | +2.11 | 85 | 45 |
| #5 | Cig | +2.10 | 72 | 68 |





