








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




242 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16545 | 32% |
| Smokes | 13110 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11486 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9978 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,551,613 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4997 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nylexis | 74% | 136 |
| #2 | DopE | 70% | 88 |
| #3 | delusional | 69% | 191 |
| #4 | Rupan | 67% | 103 |
| #5 | Doc | 65% | 516 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiveNLetDie | 201 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | Doc | 195 | 0.0189 |
| #3 | delusional | 73 | 0.0193 |
| #4 | roof Korean | 48 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | PHeonix | 27 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiveNLetDie | 2823 | 0.29 | 50 min |
| #2 | Doc | 1602 | 0.16 | 34 min |
| #3 | NAF | 455 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #4 | PHeonix | 401 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | Nylexis | 350 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doc | +3.05 | 75 | 49 |
| #2 | Nylexis | +2.94 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | Cig | +2.21 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | delusional | +2.10 | 79 | 36 |
| #5 | ✪ Kebab | +2.06 | 70 | 19 |





