








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




250 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11781 | 41% |
| Smokes | 4044 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 8330 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4275 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,195,002 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 692 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gromit | 88% | 69 |
| #2 | Nylexis | 77% | 127 |
| #3 | delusional | 70% | 143 |
| #4 | ✪ Kebab | 68% | 73 |
| #5 | Doc | 67% | 461 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doc | 181 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | Cig | 170 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | delusional | 56 | 0.0205 |
| #4 | roof Korean | 49 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | PHeonix | 25 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cig | 3667 | 0.37 | 77 min |
| #2 | Doc | 1377 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #3 | PHeonix | 412 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Nylexis | 307 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | roof Korean | 260 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doc | +3.79 | 76 | 48 |
| #2 | Rupan | +3.58 | 86 | 44 |
| #3 | Nylexis | +3.23 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | Cig | +2.87 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | delusional | +2.79 | 81 | 34 |





