








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 595 matches | ||
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13402 | 27% |
| Smokes | 12704 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10809 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12629 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,522,609 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiveNLetDie | 77% | 127 |
| #2 | Cig | 74% | 136 |
| #3 | Doc | 73% | 138 |
| #4 | MR MORALE | 68% | 152 |
| #5 | roof Korean | 66% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SquidOuid | 65% | 171 |
| #7 | COOK3D | 62% | 225 |
| #8 | Adsito | 61% | 140 |
| #9 | Rusty | 56% | 228 |
| #10 | Stolen ;) | 51% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiveNLetDie | 61 | 0.0241 |
| #2 | Doc | 52 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | Cig | 35 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | roof Korean | 19 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | Adsito | 9 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cig | 979 | 0.36 | 24 min |
| #2 | LiveNLetDie | 729 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #3 | COOK3D | 517 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Adsito | 513 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #5 | Doc | 479 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doc | +2.81 | 75 | 50 |
| #2 | Nylexis | +2.75 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | MR MORALE | +1.71 | 76 | 47 |
| #4 | Cig | +1.32 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | roof Korean | +0.99 | 85 | 40 |





