








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 407 matches | ||
| Faceit | 235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2899 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4616 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4583 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2933 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,432,287 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 904 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BP | 66% | 185 |
| #2 | raW🍊 | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | [MATUREgaming] fmXkami☂ | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | UK_BUBA | 59% | 96 |
| #5 | padhimself | 58% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | UK_BUBA | 59% | 96 |
| #5 | padhimself | 58% | 271 |
| #6 | Díomách Opal | 57% | 70 |
| #7 | CCat | 44% | 66 |
| #8 | George. | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | padhimself | 30 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | BP | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | UK_BUBA | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Díomách Opal | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | [MATUREgaming] fmXkami☂ | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | padhimself | 924 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #2 | BP | 795 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #3 | UK_BUBA | 516 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #4 | Díomách Opal | 163 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | [MATUREgaming] fmXkami☂ | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | padhimself | +2.53 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | BP | +2.20 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | [MATUREgaming] fmXkami☂ | +2.02 | 91 | 50 |
| #4 | Díomách Opal | +0.13 | 81 | 47 |
| #5 | Cutie Jebediah :( | +0.06 | 79 | 49 |





