








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 661 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1504 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 844 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1391 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $166,644 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ainsley | 53% | 105 |
| #2 | Ashh. | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | Gcifall | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Bit | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | (Doodle) | 40% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bit | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | (Doodle) | 40% | 97 |
| #6 | Goobs | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | Jeesh_ai | 37% | 30 |
| #8 | Radical! | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ainsley | 16 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | (Doodle) | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Bit | 6 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | Ashh. | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Jeesh_ai | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ainsley | 365 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | (Doodle) | 122 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ashh. | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bit | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jeesh_ai | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ainsley | +4.77 | 25 | 60 |
| #2 | Bit | +2.94 | 54 | 40 |
| #3 | (Doodle) | +0.48 | 48 | 52 |
| #4 | Ashh. | -2.28 | 15 | 22 |
| #5 | Gcifall | -2.56 | 3 | 17 |





