








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 574 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




148 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11076 | 47% |
| Smokes | 4555 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1041 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 6855 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,158,536 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashh. | 55% | 95 |
| #2 | Bit | 54% | 92 |
| #3 | boxboijosh | 54% | 91 |
| #4 | Plinko Machine | 53% | 105 |
| #5 | (Doodle) | 51% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | boxboijosh | 54% | 91 |
| #4 | Plinko Machine | 53% | 105 |
| #5 | (Doodle) | 51% | 82 |
| #6 | Jeesh_ai | 47% | 51 |
| #7 | fwooby | 46% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fwooby | 58 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | Bit | 21 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Plinko Machine | 13 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Ashh. | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | boxboijosh | 8 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fwooby | 488 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Ashh. | 142 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Plinko Machine | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bit | 130 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | (Doodle) | 109 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boxboijosh | +2.15 | 59 | 38 |
| #2 | Ainsley | +2.09 | 26 | 51 |
| #3 | Bit | +1.81 | 48 | 37 |
| #4 | fwooby | +1.79 | 16 | 49 |
| #5 | (Doodle) | +1.06 | 51 | 52 |





