








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1304 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1396 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 656 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1638 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,413,744 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klay | 83% | 18 |
| #2 | >:{ | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | jayisvexed | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Ourob_ | 53% | 124 |
| #5 | jake | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl0wZ | 15 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | jake | 13 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | Superbunny478 | 7 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Zorro | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | >:{ | 5 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jake | +6.12 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | Klay | +4.83 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | Ourob_ | +3.67 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | jayisvexed | +3.58 | 83 | 67 |
| #5 | Fl0wZ | +2.66 | 78 | 49 |





