








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 812 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1381 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 935 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 852 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,503 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Sundae | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | ouibri | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Dufman | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | The Replicant | 38% | 34 |
| #5 | BillyTheKid | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dufman | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | The Replicant | 38% | 34 |
| #5 | BillyTheKid | 35% | 20 |
| #6 | Superbunny478 | 33% | 27 |
| #7 | Hercyules | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superbunny478 | 13 | 0.0260 |
| #2 | The Replicant | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Replicant | 72 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Dufman | 70 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | BillyTheKid | 61 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hercyules | 52 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | ouibri | 50 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Sundae | +3.09 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | Dufman | +0.92 | 67 | 48 |
| #3 | ouibri | +0.79 | 56 | 45 |
| #4 | The Replicant | -0.21 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | Hercyules | -0.26 | 85 | 57 |





