








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2675 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2439 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 926 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1761 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $271,022 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | BRB | 53% | 64 |
| #9 | RJS | 53% | 53 |
| #10 | Willt | 51% | 41 |
| #11 | jake | 51% | 51 |
| #12 | Pellow | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl0wZ | 24 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | jake | 15 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | smz | 10 | 0.0142 |
| #4 | Willt | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | The Replicant | 3 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RJS | 413 | 0.36 | 12 min |
| #2 | smz | 305 | 0.43 | 9 min |
| #3 | Fl0wZ | 271 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | BRB | 219 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | jake | 190 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smz | +2.74 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | RJS | +2.27 | 75 | 77 |
| #3 | jake | +2.12 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | Fl0wZ | +1.34 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | Willt | +0.26 | 86 | 47 |





