








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1578 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3129 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3524 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3056 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $791,917 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timperitimi | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | sYG | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | imba spirit | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | coco | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Raccoonista | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #20 | Jonizu | 41% | 27 |
| #21 | Factitious | 37% | 62 |
| #22 | 42fps jalmari | 35% | 20 |
| #23 | MentallyUnstable | 34% | 38 |
| #24 | manuli | 15% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hippuli | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | tuluppu | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Chroe | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | MentallyUnstable | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | MahtiLimppu | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chroe | 213 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | sYG | 183 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fegh | 166 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | i'm potato | 156 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hippuli | 148 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raccoonista | +3.49 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | i'm potato | +2.49 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | imba spirit | +2.28 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | Jonizu | +2.00 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | sYG | +1.93 | 57 | 68 |





