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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 157 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3469 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3975 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5722 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3731 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,273 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 432 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PanzerKnacker] | 62% | 63 |
| #2 | Miisch | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | nklS- | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | NoBrainJustAim | 55% | 62 |
| #5 | Rainer Zufall | 54% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | FabiMK1 | 47% | 114 |
| #11 | Na1tsa high af | 47% | 371 |
| #12 | Jyldara. | ♥ | 44% | 36 |
| #13 | Snow Nightdreams | 42% | 36 |
| #14 | Nunar | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Na1tsa high af | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | crazy Horst | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | FabiMK1 | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | nklS- | 6 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | VeitForRight | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Na1tsa high af | 1177 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #2 | crazy Horst | 694 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | Jack Bauerっ◔◡◔)っEmily | 534 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | Rainer Zufall | 202 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | FabiMK1 | 158 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklS- | +5.52 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | [PanzerKnacker] | +3.55 | 93 | 66 |
| #3 | Kinax // high af | +1.37 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | crazy Horst | +1.36 | 64 | 54 |
| #5 | Miisch | +0.91 | 71 | 59 |





