








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 806 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 328 matches | ||
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5688 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3928 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5313 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7211 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,451,396 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Na1tsa high af | 50% | 111 |
| #2 | Bast021 | 47% | 114 |
| #3 | Hans Dieta | 45% | 98 |
| #4 | YoloPvPler | 43% | 610 |
| #5 | Bergi1112 | 43% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoloPvPler | +2.48 | 63 | 57 |
| #2 | NoBrainJustAim | +1.86 | 50 | 50 |
| #3 | Na1tsa high af | +1.67 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | Hans Dieta | +1.54 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | Bast021 | +1.33 | 55 | 58 |





