








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 744 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10782 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6081 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6910 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5525 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,704 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklS- | 64% | 56 |
| #2 | Rainer Zufall | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | [PanzerKnacker] | 62% | 37 |
| #4 | "penaltykiller" | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | schne1der ツ | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Nunar | 43% | 35 |
| #13 | FabiMK1 | 39% | 46 |
| #14 | NoBrainJustAim | 39% | 54 |
| #15 | VeitForRight | 36% | 36 |
| #16 | Comrad_TrashPanda | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazy Horst | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Bast021 | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Na1tsa high af | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | nklS- | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | NoBrainJustAim | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Na1tsa high af | 938 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | crazy Horst | 602 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Bast021 | 257 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | paT | 252 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kinax // high af | 245 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklS- | +7.37 | 91 | 77 |
| #2 | "penaltykiller" | +4.96 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | [PanzerKnacker] | +3.54 | 90 | 72 |
| #4 | Kinax // high af | +3.02 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | crazy Horst | +1.76 | 67 | 57 |





