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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1271 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1873 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2224 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1399 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,580 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wheeler | 72% | 119 |
| #2 | young buck | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | chuck | 69% | 58 |
| #4 | I sit | 68% | 77 |
| #5 | El Bait | 66% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Kirel | 57% | 28 |
| #11 | Pwhit | 56% | 18 |
| #12 | RyzoH | 52% | 33 |
| #13 | Arugula | 50% | 28 |
| #14 | tooth | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limbs <Bez Bólu> | 16 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | I sit | 15 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | El Bait | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | fucking retard idiot | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | chuck | 7 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limbs <Bez Bólu> | 603 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | wheeler | 404 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | El Bait | 320 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | I sit | 207 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kirel | 178 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Bait | +3.80 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | fucking retard idiot | +3.28 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | wheeler | +3.23 | 88 | 66 |
| #4 | young buck | +2.24 | 88 | 58 |
| #5 | strat | +2.14 | 90 | 42 |





