








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 139 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1802 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1418 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1299 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,413 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grish | 48% | 127 |
| #2 | Kuutio | 48% | 148 |
| #3 | ropsutin | 48% | 185 |
| #4 | nuljake | 47% | 155 |
| #5 | Tuboras | 47% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grish | 48% | 127 |
| #2 | Kuutio | 48% | 148 |
| #3 | ropsutin | 48% | 185 |
| #4 | nuljake | 47% | 155 |
| #5 | Tuboras | 47% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsutin | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | nuljake | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Tuboras | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Grish | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Kuutio | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuboras | 491 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | ropsutin | 325 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Grish | 307 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kuutio | 143 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | nuljake | 92 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuutio | +1.05 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | Kongeli | +0.42 | 72 | 40 |
| #3 | Tuboras | -0.08 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | Grish | -0.31 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | nuljake | -0.47 | 53 | 48 |





