








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6284 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4075 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4690 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3323 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $719,219 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kuutio | 49% | 159 |
| #3 | Grish | 48% | 147 |
| #4 | nuljake | 47% | 167 |
| #5 | Kongeli | 47% | 169 |
| #6 | ropsutin | 46% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuljake | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ropsutin | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Kongeli | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Grish | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Kuutio | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuboras | +2.02 | 60 | 70 |
| #2 | Kuutio | +1.54 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | Kongeli | +0.32 | 73 | 41 |
| #4 | Grish | -0.28 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | nuljake | -0.61 | 53 | 50 |





