








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2569 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1658 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1699 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 984 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $856,225 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tommerd | 52% | 89 |
| #5 | steve777 | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | ꜱᴡᴏᴏꜱʜ | 48% | 234 |
| #7 | Biktor | 43% | 175 |
| #8 | Corsnor | 42% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zura | +2.65 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | ❄FR0Z3N❄ | +2.36 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | Corsnor | +1.10 | 77 | 52 |
| #4 | steve777 | +0.37 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | ꜱᴡᴏᴏꜱʜ | +0.09 | 62 | 60 |





