








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 659 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 185 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




169 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5182 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6297 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4375 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4633 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,201,747 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 581 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❄FR0Z3N❄ | +1.94 | 74 | 48 |
| #2 | Zura | +1.91 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | Corsnor | +1.44 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | steve777 | +0.37 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | ꜱᴡᴏᴏꜱʜ | -0.30 | 63 | 56 |





