








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 832 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 450 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6540 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7177 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5924 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6706 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,670,830 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 702 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atro✗ | 63% | 92 |
| #2 | Blend ♥ | 62% | 55 |
| #3 | ✪ SmashDown | 59% | 68 |
| #4 | нιgнℓαη∂єя | 57% | 121 |
| #5 | Meister | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Gerne | 54% | 200 |
| #8 | raiiny :^) | 52% | 164 |
| #9 | SoundMaster | 51% | 43 |
| #10 | iToXiiC | 49% | 183 |
| #11 | Bolg der Baumeister | 47% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iToXiiC | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | raiiny :^) | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Gerne | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | нιgнℓαη∂єя | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ✪ SmashDown | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerne | 795 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | iToXiiC | 636 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Atro✗ | 537 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #4 | нιgнℓαη∂єя | 380 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | raiiny :^) | 173 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ SmashDown | +2.69 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | raiiny :^) | +1.95 | 85 | 50 |
| #3 | Gerne | +0.96 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | нιgнℓαη∂єя | +0.84 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | Atro✗ | +0.46 | 68 | 66 |





