








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3482 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2878 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3539 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2702 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,355 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoundMaster | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | ✪ Harko | 53% | 152 |
| #3 | raiiny :^) | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | Bolg der Baumeister | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | 49% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bolg der Baumeister | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | 49% | 183 |
| #6 | ☭flo | 45% | 33 |
| #7 | ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) PhilYoo | 44% | 25 |
| #8 | Meister | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ✪ Harko | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | raiiny :^) | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ☭flo | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | SoundMaster | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | 617 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | ✪ Harko | 242 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | raiiny :^) | 80 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ☭flo | 75 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | SoundMaster | 39 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raiiny :^) | +2.10 | 89 | 46 |
| #2 | iToXiiC | +0.87 | 56 | 69 |
| #3 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | +0.84 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | ☭flo | -0.46 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) PhilYoo | -0.55 | 65 | 60 |





