








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3139 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3024 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2485 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2219 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $874,921 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tootafroota | 49% | 213 |
| #2 | soccerfish37 | 49% | 244 |
| #3 | Legacyy85 | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | Sam | 46% | 250 |
| #5 | splat37 | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | soccerfish37 | 49% | 244 |
| #3 | Legacyy85 | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | Sam | 46% | 250 |
| #5 | splat37 | 41% | 39 |
| #6 | RED6 | 39% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soccerfish37 | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Sam | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | RED6 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | splat37 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tootafroota | 983 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #2 | RED6 | 683 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #3 | Sam | 446 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | soccerfish37 | 256 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Legacyy85 | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tootafroota | +3.45 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | soccerfish37 | +2.97 | 67 | 47 |
| #3 | Helen Keller | +0.18 | 48 | 46 |
| #4 | RED6 | -2.04 | 33 | 74 |
| #5 | Sam | -2.67 | 50 | 34 |





