








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1817 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3993 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3902 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3351 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,549,947 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tootafroota | 1436 | 0.20 | 40 min |
| #2 | RED6 | 831 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #3 | penis rocket | 472 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Sam | 462 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Helen Keller | 397 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penis rocket | +5.38 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | soccerfish37 | +2.90 | 67 | 48 |
| #3 | tootafroota | +2.75 | 74 | 72 |
| #4 | Helen Keller | -1.52 | 44 | 47 |
| #5 | RED6 | -2.37 | 32 | 77 |





