








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2449 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2731 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3216 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2804 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $351,888 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -downfall | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | Manuatus | 50% | 155 |
| #3 | Antidote | 49% | 184 |
| #4 | MetaMiksu | 48% | 129 |
| #5 | ISO L | 47% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Antidote | 49% | 184 |
| #4 | MetaMiksu | 48% | 129 |
| #5 | ISO L | 47% | 159 |
| #6 | Snööpe | 43% | 44 |
| #7 | servaaja | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ISO L | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Antidote | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Manuatus | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | MetaMiksu | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | servaaja | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manuatus | 603 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Antidote | 531 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | ISO L | 355 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | -downfall | 283 | 0.34 | 7 min |
| #5 | MetaMiksu | 190 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manuatus | +2.19 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | -downfall | +1.44 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | Antidote | +0.38 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | ISO L | -0.48 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | Akselib0b | -0.48 | 43 | 67 |





