








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6705 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4864 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3488 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4421 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $967,760 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Vitality | 64% | 86 |
| #2 | Shot_dotexe | 58% | 64 |
| #3 | ernesto.gonzales234 CSGONFT.BIZ | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Vitality | 64% | 86 |
| #2 | Shot_dotexe | 58% | 64 |
| #3 | ernesto.gonzales234 CSGONFT.BIZ | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Vitality | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | ernesto.gonzales234 CSGONFT.BIZ | 5 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Shot_dotexe | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Vitality | 584 | 0.31 | 17 min |
| #2 | Shot_dotexe | 236 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | ernesto.gonzales234 CSGONFT.BIZ | 73 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shot_dotexe | +2.76 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | GoldFox | +2.61 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | ✪ Vitality | +1.86 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | ernesto.gonzales234 CSGONFT.BIZ | -0.79 | 72 | 51 |





