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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 489 matches | 2,247 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6066 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5691 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5050 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6089 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,373,697 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | femboy | +2.32 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ | +1.68 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | sk | +1.59 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | lukas | +1.11 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | iz | -0.33 | 69 | 46 |





