








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 538 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1071 | 6% |
| Smokes | 6341 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5653 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5763 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,769 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 958 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tam honks | 62% | 66 |
| #2 | Zereliq | 52% | 354 |
| #3 | Manie | 51% | 109 |
| #4 | Kasll | 49% | 83 |
| #5 | BLÅHAJ ENJOYER | 48% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Manie | 51% | 109 |
| #4 | Kasll | 49% | 83 |
| #5 | BLÅHAJ ENJOYER | 48% | 185 |
| #6 | vera | 47% | 113 |
| #7 | wooz | 46% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zereliq | 32 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | BLÅHAJ ENJOYER | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | vera | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | wooz | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Kasll | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zereliq | 864 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | wooz | 627 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | Manie | 418 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | vera | 333 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Kasll | 291 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manie | +2.75 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | mbo | +1.41 | 79 | 37 |
| #3 | wooz | +1.12 | 90 | 72 |
| #4 | vera | +0.20 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | Kasll | -0.77 | 80 | 55 |





