








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 230 | 23% |
| Smokes | 258 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 292 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 199 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $57,590 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SVRNKVINCO | 50% | 2 |
| #8 | Trixx- | 50% | 8 |
| #9 | Bukatyr | 50% | 12 |
| #10 | Ferko | 36% | 11 |
| #11 | Racan Klacan | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Racan Klacan | 3 | 0.0882 |
| #2 | Trixx- | 2 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | Disabled MARA | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Ferko | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | SVRNKVINCO | 1 | 0.0238 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bukatyr | 54 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Disabled MARA | 51 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ferko | 33 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | ^TheGoldenOne | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | GTR | 23 | 0.12 | 1 min |





