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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1006 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 585 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1153 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1021 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 594 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $340,698 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clash | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | KIWI_CELESTE | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | Pyrowane | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | Dazzeule | 43% | 169 |
| #5 | NeedBleed | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Dazzeule | 43% | 169 |
| #5 | NeedBleed | 43% | 47 |
| #6 | RoAwl | 41% | 29 |
| #7 | Waerenx | 41% | 17 |
| #8 | MaPomme | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIWI_CELESTE | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Clash | 3 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | Dazzeule | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | NeedBleed | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | MaPomme | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dazzeule | 124 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | KIWI_CELESTE | 83 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | NeedBleed | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Clash | 48 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | MaPomme | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clash | +3.86 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | KIWI_CELESTE | +2.25 | 51 | 77 |
| #3 | NeedBleed | +0.94 | 51 | 58 |
| #4 | Dazzeule | +0.13 | 19 | 47 |
| #5 | RoAwl | -0.69 | 64 | 48 |





