








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 203 | 9% |
| Smokes | 818 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 705 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 414 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $468,892 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clash | 47% | 15 |
| #2 | Dazzeule | 46% | 61 |
| #3 | KIWI_CELESTE | 46% | 94 |
| #4 | Pyrowane | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | MaPomme | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIWI_CELESTE | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Dazzeule | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | NeedBleed | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Pyrowane | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | MaPomme | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIWI_CELESTE | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Clash | 60 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dazzeule | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | NeedBleed | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sneakeez | 23 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clash | +3.17 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | KIWI_CELESTE | +2.03 | 62 | 68 |
| #3 | NeedBleed | +1.62 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | The Magic Mike | +0.46 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | Sneakeez | +0.16 | 33 | 47 |





