








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1646 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4613 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 2781 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 644 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,472,366 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 620 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIWI_CELESTE | 51% | 214 |
| #2 | NeedBleed | 48% | 146 |
| #3 | Pyrowane | 48% | 94 |
| #4 | Clash | 47% | 62 |
| #5 | RoAwl | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Clash | 47% | 62 |
| #5 | RoAwl | 46% | 61 |
| #6 | MaPomme | 43% | 110 |
| #7 | Sneakeez | 43% | 169 |
| #8 | Waerenx | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clash | 18 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | KIWI_CELESTE | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | MaPomme | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Sneakeez | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Pyrowane | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIWI_CELESTE | 443 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Clash | 299 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | NeedBleed | 166 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sneakeez | 122 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | MaPomme | 49 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clash | +2.98 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | KIWI_CELESTE | +2.41 | 57 | 75 |
| #3 | RoAwl | +0.30 | 72 | 39 |
| #4 | NeedBleed | +0.28 | 45 | 57 |
| #5 | Dazzeule | -0.17 | 16 | 46 |





