








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 492 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4313 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6811 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 4439 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3105 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,169,205 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kitagawa_ | 54% | 97 |
| #2 | agonyy | 52% | 333 |
| #3 | CliMAX | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | bTabn | 51% | 228 |
| #5 | Gryphon | 50% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agonyy | 1068 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | bTabn | 716 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | Gryphon | 452 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | Danny Deleto | 239 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | kitagawa_ | 200 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divine | +1.17 | 52 | 60 |
| #2 | agonyy | +0.95 | 61 | 54 |
| #3 | Nekroh | +0.59 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | kitagawa_ | +0.19 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | Gryphon | -0.37 | 52 | 39 |





