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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4432 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1628 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2537 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2592 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,376,223 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 597 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unholy | 69% | 54 |
| #2 | Sensful | 48% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unholy | 69% | 54 |
| #2 | Sensful | 48% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensful | 50 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | unholy | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unholy | 257 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sensful | 152 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensful | +0.93 | 82 | 40 |
| #2 | unholy | +0.54 | 18 | 55 |
| #3 | BlakeTheBumm | +0.36 | 41 | 47 |





