








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1825 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1927 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2417 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1185 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $640,363 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | MJW | 42% | 106 |
| #13 | -ThExode - ✔ | 39% | 56 |
| #14 | nuunee | 39% | 74 |
| #15 | TassoN` | 35% | 20 |
| #16 | Stoosh | 13% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fighta | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | hsN | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Stoosh | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | MJW | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | shu | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasaqboi | +4.28 | 74 | 74 |
| #2 | p | +3.93 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | hsN | +2.64 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | sRob | +2.51 | 89 | 58 |
| #5 | heat | +0.91 | 70 | 60 |





